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HUMOR: Pre-Med Students Put on Endangered Species List

HUMOR: Pre-Med Students Put on Endangered Species List

By Mai Tran, Contributing Writer

March 5, 2018


Filed under Humor, Uncategorized

Pre-med students are going extinct.

HUMOR: Kylie Jenner Names Her Baby After Porn Star

By Genevieve Goodman, Contributing Writer

February 20, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor

Stormi Daniel Jenner, Kylie Jenner's daughter, has the same name as a porn star.

HUMOR: NYU Students Give Up Paying Tuition for Lent

HUMOR: NYU Students Give Up Paying Tuition for Lent

By Genevieve Goodman, Contributing Writer

February 20, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor

While others give up TV shows or certain foods for Lent, some at NYU are giving up paying for tuition.

HUMOR: TA Becomes Stuck-Up Prick After Getting PhD

HUMOR: TA Becomes Stuck-Up Prick After Getting PhD

By Mai Tran, Contributing Writer

February 12, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

Students are upset that their TA is no longer as chill as he used to be.

Ask the Sexperts: How to Master the Threesome

Ask the Sexperts: How to Master the Threesome

By WSN Sexpert Team

February 7, 2018


Filed under Ask the Sexperts, Columns

This is WSN’s new weekly column, Ask the Sexperts! WSN’s resident queers, Gabe the Gay and Luna the Lesbian, do their best to answer your questions about love, dating and sex at NYU and in the big city, straight and otherwise.

HUMOR: A Derailed Relationship

HUMOR: A Derailed Relationship

By Laura Rubio, Contributing Writer

February 5, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

An angry New Yorker writes a break-up letter to the MTA.

HUMOR: Best Friends Think Rooming Together Is a Great Idea

HUMOR: Best Friends Think Rooming Together Is a Great Idea

By Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor

February 5, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

Despite warnings, best friends room together anyway.

HUMOR: Wearing Hat Backward Has Direct Correlation to Coolness, Study Shows

HUMOR: Wearing Hat Backward Has Direct Correlation to Coolness, Study Shows

By Noah Friend, Contributing Writer

February 5, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

Studies show that cool people wear their hats backward.

Ask the Sexperts: How to Guarantee Satisfaction

Ask the Sexperts: How to Guarantee Satisfaction

By WSN Sexpert Team

January 31, 2018


Filed under Ask the Sexperts, Columns

Every week, WSN's resident sexperts answer your burning questions.

HUMOR: NYU Student Wins Pulitzer Prize For Satire Piece

By David Scherker, Contributing Writer

January 29, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

Bartholomew Hilbert was awarded a Pulitzer Prize for a work titled “Tisch Career Development Center Now Has Unemployment Simulation VR.”

HUMOR: No One Shows Up to Funeral for Print Journalism

HUMOR: No One Shows Up to Funeral for Print Journalism

By Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor

January 29, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

Each day those of us at WSN mourn the loss of print journalism as we create a printed newspaper every Sunday night.

HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

January 25, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

There is no feeling quite like the feeling of waiting to present your slides in a group presentation.

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