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HUMOR: Pre-Med Students Put on Endangered Species List

HUMOR: Pre-Med Students Put on Endangered Species List

By Mai Tran, Contributing Writer

March 5, 2018


Filed under Humor, Uncategorized

Pre-med students are going extinct.

HUMOR: Kylie Jenner Names Her Baby After Porn Star

By Genevieve Goodman, Contributing Writer

February 20, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor

Stormi Daniel Jenner, Kylie Jenner's daughter, has the same name as a porn star.

HUMOR: NYU Students Give Up Paying Tuition for Lent

HUMOR: NYU Students Give Up Paying Tuition for Lent

By Genevieve Goodman, Contributing Writer

February 20, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor

While others give up TV shows or certain foods for Lent, some at NYU are giving up paying for tuition.

HUMOR: TA Becomes Stuck-Up Prick After Getting PhD

HUMOR: TA Becomes Stuck-Up Prick After Getting PhD

By Mai Tran, Contributing Writer

February 12, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

Students are upset that their TA is no longer as chill as he used to be.

HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

January 25, 2018


Filed under Columns, Humor, Uncategorized

There is no feeling quite like the feeling of waiting to present your slides in a group presentation.

HUMOR: Studies Reveal Most Tisch Grads Never to Join Workforce

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

December 5, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

This economy can't afford more Tisch kids

HUMOR: NYU Nursing Grad Raises Three Beautiful Succulents Instead of Real Kids

HUMOR: NYU Nursing Grad Raises Three Beautiful Succulents Instead of Real Kids

By Laura Rubio, Contributing Writer

November 28, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

It's almost like real motherhood.

HUMOR: Park Squirrels Stock Up on Cocaine for the Winter

HUMOR: Park Squirrels Stock Up on Cocaine for the Winter

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

November 14, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Winter's going by real fast this year.

HUMOR: NYU Engineers Clone New Set of Sprouse Twins

HUMOR: NYU Engineers Clone New Set of Sprouse Twins

By Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor

November 8, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor, Top Stories, Uncategorized

It's you and me, and me and you, and you and me, and me and you, we got the whole place to ourselves.

HUMOR: NYU Student Body Single-Handedly Shuts Down MoviePass

HUMOR: NYU Student Body Single-Handedly Shuts Down MoviePass

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

November 7, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

We watched too many movies.

HUMOR: Entry-Level Internship Requires Previous Internship Experience

HUMOR: Entry-Level Internship Requires Previous Internship Experience

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

November 1, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Trying to get an internship? You're going to need an internship for that.

HUMOR: Jack-o’-Lantern

By Ethan Orchard

October 31, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

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