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HUMOR: Park Squirrels Stock Up on Cocaine for the Winter

HUMOR: Park Squirrels Stock Up on Cocaine for the Winter

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

November 14, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Winter's going by real fast this year.

HUMOR: NYU Engineers Clone New Set of Sprouse Twins

HUMOR: NYU Engineers Clone New Set of Sprouse Twins

By Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor

November 8, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor, Top Stories, Uncategorized

It's you and me, and me and you, and you and me, and me and you, we got the whole place to ourselves.

HUMOR: NYU Student Body Single-Handedly Shuts Down MoviePass

HUMOR: NYU Student Body Single-Handedly Shuts Down MoviePass

By Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer

November 7, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

We watched too many movies.

HUMOR: To Reduce School Shootings, United States to Cancel School Forever

HUMOR: To Reduce School Shootings, United States to Cancel School Forever

By David Scherker, Contributing Writer

October 17, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Congress will cancel school in light of recent mass shootings.

HUMOR: Facebook Creates a ‘Thoughts and Prayers React’ to Save Time

HUMOR: Facebook Creates a ‘Thoughts and Prayers React’ to Save Time

By David Scherker, Contributing Writer

October 13, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Facebook is rolling out a new and crucial feature this month due to the sharp increase in tragedies in recent months. Mark Zuckerberg does not plan to remain idle, posting a notice about the new update for all of the avid Facebook users who keep up to date with the hippest catastrophic news. “Starti...

HUMOR: Senior Living in Single Room Still Manages to Get Sexiled

HUMOR: Senior Living in Single Room Still Manages to Get Sexiled

By Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor

October 10, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Yet another instance of sexiling leaves Stern senior feeling lonely.

HUMOR: Right Side of History Shuts Down Two-Hour-Long Cookie Dough Line

HUMOR: Right Side of History Shuts Down Two-Hour-Long Cookie Dough Line

By Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor

September 22, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Jesus Christ, Rosa Parks and Michael Jackson walk into Do.

HUMOR: Alec Baldwin: ‘Just let Me Walk My Dogs in Peace’

HUMOR: Alec Baldwin: ‘Just let Me Walk My Dogs in Peace’

By Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor

September 13, 2017


Filed under Columns, Humor

Alec Baldwin just wants to be left alone.

Walk the Wrong Way on Escalators

Walk the Wrong Way on Escalators

By Henry Cohen, Staff Writer

April 10, 2017


Filed under Opinion

Walking in the reverse direction intended on escalators — the so-called wrong way — is actually superior in many ways to conventional forms of escalator use, as it lends both a practical and a metaphorical function to a device that is otherwise purely a mode of transportation.

Best Places to Cry at NYU

Best Places to Cry at NYU

By Alyssa Kelly, Contributing Writer

March 20, 2017


Filed under Features, Top Stories

We've all had those kind of days that have made us want to cry on the spot.But in a city as crowded as New York, it can be difficult to find a good place to do so. Here's a list of the best places on campus to get your cry on.

A ‘Catfight’ Provides for Social Commentary

A ‘Catfight’ Provides for Social Commentary

By Sophie Bennett, Staff Writer

March 3, 2017


Filed under Arts, Film

For once, the catfight isn't about the women fighting — and putting each other in comas — it's about something much bigger. If three trees named Bernie, Donald and Hillary don't tip you off as to what, maybe you shouldn't watch "Catfight."

Political Satire Needs to Provide Substance With Laughs

Political Satire Needs to Provide Substance With Laughs

By Henry Cohen, Contributing Writer

December 6, 2016


Filed under Opinion

A good political satirist is able to use comedy to highlight the important parts of the news by knowing what to mock and what to take seriously, and in so doing they are able to make their message that much more impactful.

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